Why Having a Girlfriend Absolutely Sucks
I seriously can’t tell if this article is a joke or not? It’s so over the top ridiculous and offensive that I really just don’t know.
My favorite quotes:
“It is a debilitating, dehumanizing and restricting experience.”
“If anything, women should be seen as selfish for even demanding such loyalty and they should just be happy we are willing to give them the D in the first place.”
“ I don’t think I have ever come across a man between the ages of 18-35 who has had little to no difficulty staying faithful in a long-term relationship. Why? Because having a girlfriend absolutely sucks.”
“The risk of being single does have a larger reward and by missing out on all the sex you could have a single man, you lose your swagger and your ability to pick up women after she breaks your little heart or catches you cheating.”
“Women are a naturally controlling species. We as men love to be free and be allowed to do whatever we want.”
“As the good old fashioned saying goes, don’t ever trust anyone with tits and emotions. Women can and will be the reason of your demise. Their emotions allow them to act irrationally and without logic or sense. When you trust them with your heart they will cheat, when you trust them with money they will steal and when you trust them with your life they will ruin it just to amuse their drama-hungry brains.”
Anime titty: *jiggly wobbly*!
Fandom: see that titty? That titty is actually feminist for the following reasons. The way it jiggles is a critique on otaku culture and sexualization of women in japan. Chichi-onee-San is proud of her body, she wears a string bikini proving women can be sexy AND badass! It’s actually quite empowering, girls should be proud of their hot sexy bodies, AND did you know that the reason her boob is so large and jiggly is actually a deconstru
inspiration for what i’ll be wearing in 2014
*a pair of black socks on Ebay*
"NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU"
*a pair of black socks on Ebay*
“NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU”
*a pair of black socks on Ebay*
“NEW Casual sexy cute elegant slim-fit low cut soft and hypoallergenic comfy neutral FASHION HOT SELL x-small extra small small medium simple chic booties feet mittens warm foot cover direct honest seller FAST CHEAP SHIPPING pair of dark mysterious black shade for YOU”
catcalls and other street harassment are a form of violence and expressed hatred for women and don’t ever think of it as anything but that because a man on the street can go from “hey baby you look sexy tonight” to “bitch don’t fucking ignore me” in .002 seconds
it’s not about appreciating a woman’s beauty or boosting her ego with a little compliment, it’s intimidation and a source of empowerment for them
lol our society is so structured on binaries that people think cats are the opposite of dogs
we also regard dogs as “masculine” and cats as “feminine” to the point that it’s “weird” for men to love cats, women and gay men are stereotyped as liking cats, and creepiest of all, cats are stereotyped as “sexy” animals
Don’t be slutty, don’t have sex. But be sexy. If you’re too sexy though and you get raped, then that’s you’re own fault because you’re not actually supposed to listen to us about being sexy, even though we tell you your value is derived from how sexy you are. If you get into a position of power, we will assume that you used your sex appeal to get there and not your brains and we will mock you even though we told you the only thing that mattered was your sex appeal. Make yourself accessible to me, but holy shit stop being so desperate and needy. Don’t be a tease. If we want to have sex with you, don’t friendzone us, even though we just fucking told you not to have sex.
Lingerie under oversized hoodies
this is 2 aesthetics made into one so it’s obviously bisexual culture
